The Cereal Legacy -- Chapter 2.4 (part one)

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Chapter 2.4 is in two parts because it's so long and I figured this would be easier on your systems.

 Let's do this!

 

This chapter is brought to you by a very angry Daniel Pleasant who is here for no real reason other than I FELT LIKE IT.






Cumin is determined to teach Zeebum how to come on command.






This picture is here only because it looks like Pistachio is touching Charlotte's boob.

 

Oh my god. I think I have a nine year old boy's sense of humor...


 

 

 

 

"OH CHAIR. You're the best dance partner ever!"

Oh, you senile old woman. I don't know why they allow you to carry around a badge and a gun.



 

 

 

 

Doug decided to spend that night on Pistachio's bed.


 

 

 

 

DAYUM ALL DEEZ BEEEYEWWTEEFUL GURLZ.


 

 

 

 

"oh em gee, aren't I just the cutest little bunneh? hop hop!"


 

 

 

 

God, Charlotte is the best grandmother. Without these kids would probably be DEAD.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh my gosh! Dongsool! It's been too long, my boy!


 

 

 

Trying for a baby, you guys? D:<

Pistachio: "Yeah. About that...."

Especially after we've been trying for forever to get Dongsool to come the fuck over to fulfill YOUR want?


 

 

 

 

Socializing: Cereal Style.

Charlotte knows what it's about.

But Doug...


 

 

 

 

Doug's expression is THE BEST. ;e


 

 

 

 

Don't despair, bb. I believe in you!


 

 

 

 

<3


 

 

 

 

"CUZ DIZ IS THRILLUR!"

You shake that booty, Clover.


 

 

 

 

GRATUITOUS UP-SKIRT SHOT.

Also, as bizarre as Clover's features are, I still think she's quite adorable. Especially here.


 

 

 

 

 

 

Cumin is the best dancer ever.


 

 

 

 

and then this happened.

I honestly didn't know pets could come back as ghosts.

And even though I legitimately cried when this happened, her eyeballs.... Just, oh my god. Lulz.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Oh, Moonface, I've missed you so much. Not too much longer, old girl. Not too much longer..."


 

 

 

 

Meanwhile, Zeebum sits in the middle of the kitchen floor, a contortionist.

 

 

 

 

Keep being classy.


 

 

 

 

Moonface: "HAI."


 

 

 

 

 

 

"YEW BETUR BE GUD TEW PISTASHEEO."


 

 

 

 

"JUS SAYIN. AI GOT MAH EYE ON YEW."


 

 

 

 

 

 

Moonface: "Fankz fer watchin' o'er dem fer me."


 

 

 

 

And watch over them he does.


 

 

 

 

And, you know, cuddle with them too.

After all, it's part of the job... And he loves it, of course.
 

 

 

 

 

Moonface, desperate for Charlotte's touch, drifted through the wall. And though she passed right through, as though nothing happened, Moonface swore she could feel the warmth once again, even if only for a moment.

Also, she felt like mindfucking me so I was like "Oh. Charlotte's bathing her. NO WAIT."

 

 

 

 

 

 

"SPARKULZ. LOLZ."

 

 

 

 

And with that, Moonface slowly trotted back to Charlotte's bedroom, and back to her eternal resting place.

 

 

 

 

 

Such a rockstar. Nerd girls are going to be all over that.

 

 

 

"YEAH. I'M SUCH A BADASS."

 

 

 

 

 

"SUCCESS!"

Oh, you.

 

 

 

 

And he brought home his cousin, Banana, with him.

 

 

 

 

 

Cumin: "PEW PEW!"
Banana: "You shot me!"

 

....very good, Banana...

 

 

 

 

D'aww. You two...

 

 

 

 

I think we can all agree with Zeebum here.

 

 

 

 

Banana spent a disturbingly long time in that chair, considering she was finally meeting her grandmother, uncles, and cousins for the first time.

 

 

 

 

Oh, Jonathon. Always so confused. *pat pat* I know, bb.

 

 

 

 

Jonathon: "Do you mind? I was going to pee!"

Doug: "If ai cant pee on floor, yew cant. Yewz da toylut."

 

 

 

 

Hmm. Clover, Zeebum mind not be as receptive to your cuddles as Doug.

 

 

 

 

"OH MY GOD!"

 

 

 

 

"WHAT IS THIS. LEMME GO!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

Yes, I'd say he's most definitely not pleased.

 

 

 

 

Okay what. I can't tell if you're just being stubborn and trying to make a point, or if you're a goddamn wizard.

 

 

 

 

 

 

"You tel them. I won't tolerate these snuggles."

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, god, Blazej. I know you hate him now, but please, stop spying on Broccoli so he at least stops beating you up...

 

 

 

 

You can practically taste the excitement in the air, as everyone prepares for Clover to blow out the candles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"WAIT. What's happening!?"

 

 

 

 

*POP*

 

 

 

 

 

 

Clover: "Yeeee."

Cumin: "I do not know her."

 

 

 

 

OH GOD. SWEET JESUS.

 

 

 

 

Oh jeez. Her cheekbones are so intense that her hair cuts through them.

 

 

Neck chins are all the rage.

 

 

 

 

I thought I'd share this. Check out Charlotte's sweet Pilgrim hat.

 

And with this, we abruptly go to part two.

 

If you're super fast, you'll be reading this before I have it up, and if that's the case, hold on to your butts and check back in 15 minutes.