forked

Let's do this!

At this point I came back into the game and was like... what the fuck was I doing last time I was ingame? I'd forgotten I thought my game was broken (it wasn't, Clover and Alien Eyes are just douche bags apparently) and was very very out of sorts. Also, damn, that trash bag is shiny.

Clearly, Beef is a total stud muffin.

Ooh! Time to see what Doug looks like as an adult!

HE GREW INTO A RETARDED HORSE. Yay?

Not the chair, Doug! Come on, it really ties the room together!

So in my attempts to fix a problem that didn't exist, I entered the lot with no CC. I thought I'd share what everyone looked like. Pistachio and Clover, obviously.

Charlotte.

Cumin.

Beef.

So FINALLY, Pistachio got to be friend's with Clover (which was one of his wants) but she's so fussy. Also, just a heads up, I changed my default skins at this point, I think...

And so, as I'm sure you can tell, it's Cumin's birthday. I'm actually pumped.

Pistachio is PUMPEDDD.

Aw. He's so happy his chin just burst into his chest.

"OH SHIT. Guys, what's happening!?"

HE'S SO ADORABLE OMG ADGHEADFFFF.

Here's a picture of him with the hair and the glasses I gave him, since I can't recall if he see him like this in this chapter or not.

Zeebum! Doug! Don't fight with each other! I know one of you is a cat and one of you is a horse, but come on. You're part of the same family now!

STARING CONTEST.

"What.. is this wonderful sensation?"

Zeebum, we call that love.

Also, Doug's face: Priceless.

GAH. TOO MUCH CUTE. <3333

Love for Zeebum is multi-generational.

And so, he sits upon his throne as the sun goes down, like usual.

Also, so unsanitary, man.

Poor Blazej is always forced to try and fix stuff, even though he doesn't have any mechanical skills.

Off to his first day at school. Oh my gosh. They grow up so fast.

Blazej decided it was more important to lecture Pistachio about breaking the computer than let him get to work, though I managed to get Pistachio to the car just in time. Also, I love how obvious it is that Pistachio lost weight and Blazej gained it.

D'aw. I like how this forced Charlotte to switch the side of the bed she'd sleep on though.

This is Charlotte. She clearly doesn't believe in exercise.

I just.. I want to be mad at Doug but goddamn, look at his face. He's shameless. And Zeebum is shocked at his behavior.

OH SHIT.

Clearly I made a horrible decision when I decided to let Charlotte try and fix the computer and let Blazej sleep.

It's so powerful that her hand punched its way through the side of the house, screwdriver in hand.

"Ughh."

Sorry, Charlotte. D:
So with that, I decided she'd better call the repairman.

"Now don't you worry none, I got this all under control. Let me just take a lil' look here."

"HERP DERP. Oh yes, I see the problem! It's here, in the door, where all the hardware is stored!"

Pistachio brought home Breanne from work. She looks so different with my ~new~ defaults.
Also, Pistachio got promoted to VICE SQUAD. Gonna' start crackin' down on all the drug dealers and prostitution rings in Pineapple Park.