The Cereal Legacy -- Chapter 1.1
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forked Annnnd, we're back!
Moonface welcomes you to this new update, by sharing with us her dislike of the mail lady.
AND, Broccoli becomes a toddler! :D
I actually had a transition pic between this two, but photobucket wouldn't upload it.
He's adorable. :D (which is a little disappointing, since he doesn't have Charlotte's crazy nose or chin)
Baths: a family affair.
"Gotta get this radioactive baby in the tub without touching it too much. D: D: D:"
Oh gosh. I didn't hear the lullaby but clearly Charlotte is pregnant. You sneaky bastards....
OH MY GOD. ARE YOU PREGNANT TOO, BROCCOLI? D:
This is the greatest name I have ever seen on a walk by pet. The second greatest pet name in my game (the first being Moonface, OBVIOUSLY). Speaking of Moonface...
Riley: HAI, LETZ PLAY.
Moonface: O, i fink i heer mah hooman yellinz fur me. gotz tew go bai! :)
Riley: I did nawt heer no un.
Oh Moonface, you silly goose.
Once again, Charlotte is shocked that it's pregnancy, not just constipation.
So I hired this maid, because with Andrew always at work, and Charlotte always sleeping due to pregnancy, the house was really gross. I fired him after like three days. But seriously, why is it that the male maids all look like strippers? It makes me enormously uncomfortable...
So I sent Andrew downtown, and of course, he runs in Goopy, Charlotte's ex-fling, who she technically still has a crush on.
DON'T WORRY, GUYS. IT'S ONLY GAY IF YOUR BALLS TOUCH!
I don't even know what's happening here. Is he wearing a white man's face for a mask? I do not understand. D:
"HOSHIT, BB GOT BIGGUR"
Child abuse: more adorable than you think.
Broccoli is so cute. <3 Also, I love how you can see Andrew making his pottery through the window. But guess what time it is?
BIRFDAY TIEM!
D'aww. Also, the birthday cake totally has levitating demon flames. D:
He gets all the ladies.
This is so cute, but looks so dangerous.
This sim always wants to offer Charlotte or Andrew a job. And I would take it but they're already in their LTW careers. But Katelyn (I think that's her name?) always gets really upset when they don't accept. D:
"Hey, remember me? The star of this legacy? Yeah, well this baby wants out."
"Oh, sorry, my bad, BABIES."
fuuuuuuuuuu-
"Motherfucking shitdicks! D:<"
"I'm multitasking, so I'm also pooping right now."
annnd, it's a boy! Meet Pistachio. He has his father's skin and hair, and Charlotte's eyes.
This picture is misleading. Broccoli actually angrily stalked off, to color with RAGE. Somehow, I don't actually have the picture of the violent coloring. ;__;
"Fuck babies. :)"
"O bb, sing me yur magik song. Teach me da waiz of da bbz."
annd, ANOTHER boy. ;__;
Meet Beef.
Anyhow, here's what the house looks like now. Please admire the parenting skills going on here. Way to put Pistachio on the floor, Andrew...
Broccoli: *iz nawt pleased*
I'm going to start questioning your sexual orientation if you keep doing the 'Kiss Kiss, Darling' gesture with everyone, Andrew.
OH MY GOD. I TAKE IT BACK. D:
On second thought, that is definitely not 'Kiss Kiss, darling'...
OH HEY KAREN. Karen is our super FEERZE nanny. And GET THIS, she actually takes care of kids! Somehow it's always a surprise when the nannies excel at childcare.
"Oh hey, Katelyn! You and my dad kissing? LOL. That's a funny joke. You're so silly."
When Karen isn't busy taking care of the babies, she and Moonface are BFFs.
Of course, when Karen isn't around, Charlotte and Andrew don't always do the best job with their kids. See that pant leg on the right? Yeah. That's Charlotte, freaking out because the stinky baby on the floor is blocking the phone. Mother of the year!
Double birthday! I'm super excited to see how the twins look.
First comes Pistachio...
Though he seems to have definitely have inherited Charlotte's nose and chin, he's still adorable. Also, look at that classy tux!
O HAI BEEF. Beef is also cute, just... not as much.
Oh my gosh, wolf! I've never seen the wolf before. :D :D :D
Unfortunately, he hasn't made a return visit since.
<3
So this is pretty much what Pistachio did his whole toddler-hood, besides play with the charisma rabbit every now and then.
Andrew has had the want to be friends with Danielle, our mail lady, for a while, but she doesn't have a phone. Luckily, it seems she has a computer, so Andrew invited her over. I love their 'finger pointing hey you' greeting.
*shakes booty*
Broccoli brought home this adorable ragamuffin, Johnathon Knight.
They're so adorable. Also, they're stripes match. Clearly, they were destined to be BFFs.
They've got the groove. Even though Pistachio is impeded by that door.
Why is this picture so remarkable? It's the first time everyone has been asleep at the same time since Broccoli's birth.
Andrew and Danielle started flirting, and I decided, hell, all he's wants is to flirt with her and stuff, I'll let him, I just have to make sure Charlotte stays busy inside.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. THIS IS MOONFACE'S FAULT. She made Charlotte come out to play fetch with her. D: and I kept canceling it, and...and... You've won this round, Moonface...
Moonface: Mai wurk heer: etz dun.
Damn you, Moonface, with your morals!
(also, charlotte totally reminds me of prancing cera here)
There was an in between picture of Charlotte punching him (while Danielle calmly smiles), but it didn't upload. I think this better though. It looks like she punched him with her mind powers.
Charlotte: YEW IZ SO HAWT. D: <
Andrew: LUBB! *hisses and claws*
At this point, irl Charlotte and I decided we had three options here. We could have simCharlotte break up with Andrew, we could kill Andrew, or we could have her forgive him. So we rolled a die. Guess what the result was.
'
"I've had it up to HERE with your bullshit! How dare you cheat on me!?"
"TAKE YOUR WHORE ASS AND GTFO."
My favorite part of this picture?
This.
Not that I relish in Pistachio's sadness, but I loved that you could see it through the window.
"THIS CRAYON. It tastes like sadness."
"I can't believe she left me!"
I can, buddy. I can.
"WTFITS"
And so, dear reader, say goodbye to Andrew Enriquez Cereal.
:(
"YEAH, I'm motherfucking awesome! Mom, come here! I got an A+. Brothers, come absorb my awesomeness!"
Oh, Broccoli, btw, while you were at school, your parents got a divorce.
"WHAAAT."
You have horrible, horrible timing, Charlotte.
Okay, that's much better.
Meanwhile, Beef drowns his sorrows in food. Dog food, specifically.
Oh god. This isn't awkward. Especially considering what's happening inside...
It's birthday time, you dickface. D:<
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NOSE.
And now Pistachio, who is actually the elder of the two, gets his turn. Look at that chin. Two faces, same chin. <3
Meanwhile, Andrew attempts to steal the (invisible) newspaper and Riley reprimands him. What a bro.
OH YOUR BEAUTIFUL ANGULAR FACE.
He's the most beautiful sim in the world. <3
wut. Just... leave. (though admittedly, they all love the stereo.)
The Phantom flame continues.
It was actually there between birthdays, just floating above the counter. We keep it classy here in the Cereal household.
Classy and badass.
Tune in next time to see what the boys look like as teens! Hope you enjoyed.
Moonface welcomes you to this new update, by sharing with us her dislike of the mail lady.
AND, Broccoli becomes a toddler! :D
I actually had a transition pic between this two, but photobucket wouldn't upload it.
He's adorable. :D (which is a little disappointing, since he doesn't have Charlotte's crazy nose or chin)
Baths: a family affair.
"Gotta get this radioactive baby in the tub without touching it too much. D: D: D:"
Oh gosh. I didn't hear the lullaby but clearly Charlotte is pregnant. You sneaky bastards....
OH MY GOD. ARE YOU PREGNANT TOO, BROCCOLI? D:
This is the greatest name I have ever seen on a walk by pet. The second greatest pet name in my game (the first being Moonface, OBVIOUSLY). Speaking of Moonface...
Riley: HAI, LETZ PLAY.
Moonface: O, i fink i heer mah hooman yellinz fur me. gotz tew go bai! :)
Riley: I did nawt heer no un.
Oh Moonface, you silly goose.
Once again, Charlotte is shocked that it's pregnancy, not just constipation.
So I hired this maid, because with Andrew always at work, and Charlotte always sleeping due to pregnancy, the house was really gross. I fired him after like three days. But seriously, why is it that the male maids all look like strippers? It makes me enormously uncomfortable...
So I sent Andrew downtown, and of course, he runs in Goopy, Charlotte's ex-fling, who she technically still has a crush on.
DON'T WORRY, GUYS. IT'S ONLY GAY IF YOUR BALLS TOUCH!
I don't even know what's happening here. Is he wearing a white man's face for a mask? I do not understand. D:
"HOSHIT, BB GOT BIGGUR"
Child abuse: more adorable than you think.
Broccoli is so cute. <3 Also, I love how you can see Andrew making his pottery through the window. But guess what time it is?
BIRFDAY TIEM!
D'aww. Also, the birthday cake totally has levitating demon flames. D:
He gets all the ladies.
This is so cute, but looks so dangerous.
This sim always wants to offer Charlotte or Andrew a job. And I would take it but they're already in their LTW careers. But Katelyn (I think that's her name?) always gets really upset when they don't accept. D:
"Hey, remember me? The star of this legacy? Yeah, well this baby wants out."
"Oh, sorry, my bad, BABIES."
fuuuuuuuuuu-
"Motherfucking shitdicks! D:<"
"I'm multitasking, so I'm also pooping right now."
annnd, it's a boy! Meet Pistachio. He has his father's skin and hair, and Charlotte's eyes.
This picture is misleading. Broccoli actually angrily stalked off, to color with RAGE. Somehow, I don't actually have the picture of the violent coloring. ;__;
"Fuck babies. :)"
"O bb, sing me yur magik song. Teach me da waiz of da bbz."
annd, ANOTHER boy. ;__;
Meet Beef.
Anyhow, here's what the house looks like now. Please admire the parenting skills going on here. Way to put Pistachio on the floor, Andrew...
Broccoli: *iz nawt pleased*
I'm going to start questioning your sexual orientation if you keep doing the 'Kiss Kiss, Darling' gesture with everyone, Andrew.
OH MY GOD. I TAKE IT BACK. D:
On second thought, that is definitely not 'Kiss Kiss, darling'...
OH HEY KAREN. Karen is our super FEERZE nanny. And GET THIS, she actually takes care of kids! Somehow it's always a surprise when the nannies excel at childcare.
"Oh hey, Katelyn! You and my dad kissing? LOL. That's a funny joke. You're so silly."
When Karen isn't busy taking care of the babies, she and Moonface are BFFs.
Of course, when Karen isn't around, Charlotte and Andrew don't always do the best job with their kids. See that pant leg on the right? Yeah. That's Charlotte, freaking out because the stinky baby on the floor is blocking the phone. Mother of the year!
Double birthday! I'm super excited to see how the twins look.
First comes Pistachio...
Though he seems to have definitely have inherited Charlotte's nose and chin, he's still adorable. Also, look at that classy tux!
O HAI BEEF. Beef is also cute, just... not as much.
Oh my gosh, wolf! I've never seen the wolf before. :D :D :D
Unfortunately, he hasn't made a return visit since.
<3
So this is pretty much what Pistachio did his whole toddler-hood, besides play with the charisma rabbit every now and then.
Andrew has had the want to be friends with Danielle, our mail lady, for a while, but she doesn't have a phone. Luckily, it seems she has a computer, so Andrew invited her over. I love their 'finger pointing hey you' greeting.
*shakes booty*
Broccoli brought home this adorable ragamuffin, Johnathon Knight.
They're so adorable. Also, they're stripes match. Clearly, they were destined to be BFFs.
They've got the groove. Even though Pistachio is impeded by that door.
Why is this picture so remarkable? It's the first time everyone has been asleep at the same time since Broccoli's birth.
Andrew and Danielle started flirting, and I decided, hell, all he's wants is to flirt with her and stuff, I'll let him, I just have to make sure Charlotte stays busy inside.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. THIS IS MOONFACE'S FAULT. She made Charlotte come out to play fetch with her. D: and I kept canceling it, and...and... You've won this round, Moonface...
Moonface: Mai wurk heer: etz dun.
Damn you, Moonface, with your morals!
(also, charlotte totally reminds me of prancing cera here)
There was an in between picture of Charlotte punching him (while Danielle calmly smiles), but it didn't upload. I think this better though. It looks like she punched him with her mind powers.
Charlotte: YEW IZ SO HAWT. D: <
Andrew: LUBB! *hisses and claws*
At this point, irl Charlotte and I decided we had three options here. We could have simCharlotte break up with Andrew, we could kill Andrew, or we could have her forgive him. So we rolled a die. Guess what the result was.
'"I've had it up to HERE with your bullshit! How dare you cheat on me!?"
"TAKE YOUR WHORE ASS AND GTFO."
My favorite part of this picture?
This.
Not that I relish in Pistachio's sadness, but I loved that you could see it through the window.
"THIS CRAYON. It tastes like sadness."
"I can't believe she left me!"
I can, buddy. I can.
"WTFITS"
And so, dear reader, say goodbye to Andrew Enriquez Cereal.
:(
"YEAH, I'm motherfucking awesome! Mom, come here! I got an A+. Brothers, come absorb my awesomeness!"
Oh, Broccoli, btw, while you were at school, your parents got a divorce.
"WHAAAT."
You have horrible, horrible timing, Charlotte.
Okay, that's much better.
Meanwhile, Beef drowns his sorrows in food. Dog food, specifically.
Oh god. This isn't awkward. Especially considering what's happening inside...
It's birthday time, you dickface. D:<
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NOSE.
And now Pistachio, who is actually the elder of the two, gets his turn. Look at that chin. Two faces, same chin. <3
Meanwhile, Andrew attempts to steal the (invisible) newspaper and Riley reprimands him. What a bro.
OH YOUR BEAUTIFUL ANGULAR FACE.
He's the most beautiful sim in the world. <3
wut. Just... leave. (though admittedly, they all love the stereo.)
The Phantom flame continues.
It was actually there between birthdays, just floating above the counter. We keep it classy here in the Cereal household.
Classy and badass.
Tune in next time to see what the boys look like as teens! Hope you enjoyed.
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