The Cereal Legacy -- Chapter 1.3

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We will welcome you to the next installment of the Cereal Legacy with Pistachio's disappointment. Disappointment over the fact that Lisa here found his joke funny... Poor thing. He's not used to females who aren't his mother.




In fact, he's been spending most of his time here at the easel. This was a big achievement for him. :D




Moonface: ^___^ i iz proud of yew pistashioz.




I decided Pistachio would be far better suited for Jonathan and invited him over. It seems Jonathan doesn't agree. What a douche canoe.




Lolwut, guys?




Then again, I'm started to think Jonathan's not really all there. They were just standing there. No interaction...




Oh hey Wendy Bya-- WHAT. I honestly cannot figure out what prompted her to do this.
WENDY BYALL. Y U SO MEAN?




Apparently, Moonface's driver is super duper hot. According to Wendy at least.




Shockingly enough, Broccoli brought home a GIRL (from work). And she thinks he's funny! What is this!? Right after this Broccoli got fat. Clearly he's trying to be a copy cat and be like Pistachio.




BE YOUR OWN PERSON. D: <
KEEP JUMPING, HO.








For the most part Charlotte and Moonface have the same sleeping schedule. <3






The same is true with the twins. They always wake up at the same time.




CREEPY CAT WITH CREEPY EYES IS CREEPY.




"STOP BEIN' CREEPEH. D: <"




"Diz betur?"


 

Anyhow, I had Beef tear himself away from the telescope to befriend Creepy Cat, because its name is Eafs. Which kind of rhymes with Beef... They spent the rest of the afternoon playing together. <3
Of course something else exciting happened that afternoon...




Moonface grew into an elder. This makes me sad because I don't want to see her die, but she has to. It hits too close to home. But she's still adorable.




I probably should have had her have puppies but it would have been overwhelming. I did register her as breed though. I know she's a newfoundland but it's just... Moonface. ;__;




Crack is a hell of a drug...
I decided Charlotte deserved a proper birthday after all the birthdays she had to put up with. 








A last view of Charlotte as an adult.




"Let's do this!"




"THE SMELL OF OLD. IT IS SO DELICIOUS."






...what.




Please don't, Moonface... That is so terrifying.




"Oh. I'm pregnant again."




Charlotte... That's just fat.




What. 
Apparently, the boys have interacted with females so much that they're now all bi?
also, Painting Complete!




It explains Broccoli's suddenly personal space invasion of Beth here, at least.






They spent a bit making out. Beth was doing terrifying things with her eyes the whole time.




Beef, sensing there was a girl near, ran over and had to start talking to her, which caused Broccoli to be super frustrated as he kept trying to kiss her. None of the, however, noticed "Hot" ambulance driver. and that is how they all died... 


Or wait. No. The ambulance stopped before hitting them. Same difference.




Pistachio is way too intense about trying to paint a masterpiece to worry about silly things like GIRLS. So much so, that strange men in flamboyant outfits have taken to visiting him in the night...




I just thought this was sweet, and it showed Charlotte's elder hair underneath her hat.




"o luk, sumun brat me flowrz."
Actually, Beth brought those for Broc-- actually, you're right. Yes. Those are for you.




Charlotte is getting closer and closer to Celebrity Chef and I'm feeling pretty good about it. And of course, I chose sporks because you can't go wrong with sporks!




MY BAD. 




I'm so sorry. D:
and because Charlotte is an elder, I can't actually achieve her LTW anymore... This was going to be the first one I ever did where I didn't cheat. :(




This does however allow Charlotte and Moonface to hang more again. 
Elder girls FTW.




EVERY DAY. He calls while they're at school and all I can wonder is WHY AREN'T YOU AT SCHOOL JONATHAN? Ya' douche. You know Pistachio isn't available to talk...




Johnson: "Dayum guuuurl. Dat azz iz fien."
Moonface: "I haz stik."
Charlotte keeps rolling wants for dates and this guy always seems to walk by anyhow, so I figured a date was in order. And Charlotte certainly put on her best dress in preparation.  Also, his name is Johnson. You know.... like a penis....




.......Lovely, Charlotte. Really. Lovely.




So they have sparkleh secks. And of course they did it RIGHT as the boys came home from school.




This is sweet, but seriously guys, are you oblivious to the sounds of that guy boning your mom in the room right next to you? Or do you just not care? Oh my god. Maybe they've accepted what a harlot Charlotte is. :|




"I think that guy who just boned my mom is touching my ass."
GODDAMNIT, PISTACHIO. STOP BEING SUCH A GODDAMN DEBBIE DOWNER EVERY SINGLE TIME THERE'S A BIRTHDAY.
"   D:  "




As you probably guessed, it's Broccoli's birthday. My little boy... ;_;
Also, I like how when you zoom out with the camera it makes the room look crazy huge. It makes me laugh.




~ANGST~




"MY BALLS. :D "




Of course he's absolutely adorable. <3 
However, with that we say goodbye to Broccoli for the time being
(as in, he moved out)




Charlotte is so cute when she tries to get the attention back by meaning like "I'M MAGIC, REMEMBER?"




Yes you are, yes you are.




Charlotte and Moonface are the only ones up in the middle of the night, as previously mentioned, so I cannot figure out what on earth possessed Charlotte to make an entire turkey.




BFFS.




Charlotte has been taking a lot of bubble baths recently too. 
DEY AR DELISHUZ.




"Diz iz mah secksee pose."




Beef: "OH MY GOD MOM. YOU'RE SO EMBARRASSING. ANYONE COULD SEE!"




Moonface: "Yur tickulz ar nawt wastud on me"




I've also had Charlotte studying more of her magic lately. She made that lamp. <3




Moonface made a non-human friend! I am so proud of her. It looks like Mr. Kitteh is angry here but he's not. They're playing.






"I stopd da bulet. Wif mah hart. JKZ."
Beef has wanted to teach Moonface to play dead for a while but it's simultaneously adorable and horrifying to watch.
Anyways, Charlotte's been wanting to fall in love with Phil for a while, so I had him over as a ~date~.




....and he broke the computer. Seriously, Phil? Looking at porn on your date's computer? 






TWO TIMES THE MAGIC.




Don't be Pistachio, Beef. Most people get excited for their birthdays.




Oh hey, Charlot-- GOOD LORD WHAT ARE YOU DOING.




I... I had something funny I was going to say but it's completely escaped me because I cannot stop staring at this clusterfuck. I just... holy shit.




Charlotte: "Let's get this party started already..."
You do that.... with your boobs fused into your son's back..




CHARLOTTE. JUST OH MY GOD. Okay, so maybe my mind is a bit in the gutter, but seriously?




Charlotte: "Get back in my womb."
Pistachio: "Mom... That isn't how this works. I'm supposed to grow up now."




Pistachio: *farts out magic*




Look at that shnozz! 




Beef: "Oh my god. My genitalia! It is morphing! Evolving! LIKE SQUIRTLE INTO WARTORTLE!"
Phil: "Perfectly normal, my dear boy!"




Beef: *is an adult*
I like how Pistachio managed to sneak into even this picture....




so I chose to have Jonathan grow up with them and all the sudden he was just standing in the kitchen. Like, he wasn't even at the house before. And then Charlotte greeted him and they just sat around and played video games. He didn't even grow up. WORST HOME INVASION EVURR.




Charlotte, who could you possibly be saying goodbye to?




I KNOW. YOU TOTALLY DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING.
Either way, I feel like someone needs to finance a dig to explore Beef's nose. Jesus...




And so, with a giggle and a cackle, Charlotte did crazy flips on the couch, that should have surely broken her back, for at last, she was free of any responsibility.



I'm so sorry this took SO long to get out. I've had a ton of school work and then I caught an awful stomach bug. Some of the next chapter's pictures have been taken and it might be up this next week, but holy shit, this is so time consuming. Anywaysss, THANKS. :3