The Cereal Legacy -- Chapter 1

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 Welcome, to the Cereal Legacy.

Meet Charlotte Cereal, our founder. She's based off mah frand Charlotte, who used to go on GoS under the name Cereal. 




She is da most bootiful gurl in da wurld.
She's also a Pleasure sim with the LTW to become a Celebrity Chef.
She's a Capricorn with 5 Neat points, Four Outgoing, 1 Active, 10 Playful, and 5 Nice points.
Charlotte's turned on by Facial Hair and Lycanthropy and turned off by Vampirism.
And guess what is the first thing she does?



THIS.
:D :D :D
I don't usually play Pleasure sims so it's super exciting.






BATHTUB SAILING IS SRS BIZNUZ.




So, as usual, the first person we see, besides Charlotte, on the lot is the paper-person.
WE GOT A SUPER HAWT ONE.
Also, before I forget, here's the house for those who care:






Those are our resident flamingos, Horace and Esteban. 




I ridiculously proud of this house for some reason, and I'm not ashamed. It's a pretty good house for being the first one in Pineapple Park.




I wish Mr. Humble would come give me a super nice computer for no reason. :(




Hot nanny gypsy is hot.




So, noon rolls around, and this is the only person to welcome Charlotte to the neighborhood. Nolan Harris, who is half blind. I honestly can't tell if this guy is an elder or not. Every time I'm convinced for sure that he is, he doesn't that makes me be like "WAIT, is he?"




"JUS WRITTENZ IN MAH DIARY. HOEP NO UN IZ LUKIN UP MAH SKURT. :D :D :D"




This. This is what Nolan Harris did for three hours straight. I even had Charlotte go out to view the flamingos, to see if that's what was messed up, but she could view them fine.




And then he ran inside to hug her...
"Ahh, the sweet touch of young supple skin."




Keep being classy, Charlotte.




"What is this? Is it a tree or a flower? Or a vine?"




"GUIZ!?"




This guy remind me of Clint Eastwood if he had no wrinkles. 
and with that, I had Charlotte head downtown for the night.




Even though she's number one face, I still really love this bartender. But then again, I'm a total sucker for gingers.




Juggling is Charlotte's favorite thing to do ever. She does it all over the goddamn place.




This is one of the reasons I love NL. All the hosts look like they must have been former Used Cars Salesmen.




"DA HIGH WARLOCK OF FABULUZZZZ HAZ ARRIVED!"
Oh my golly gosh. I haven't had AL that long so this was so exciting. :D




HE SPARKULZ. LIEK EDWORM.




OH MY GOSH. :D He summoned a kitty cat. My day has been made.




However, Mrs. Crumplebottom soon arrived on the scene, so we skedaddled. 




I know you're probably tired of seeing all the other random sims in the neighborhood, but this is our mail lady. 
I'm just so excited that she has green skin.




Charlotte makes herself a quick lunch, before we head out for another night on the town (looking for sperm donors).




OH MY GOD. It's the same Bartender. D:
I was getting kind of angry at this point that Charlotte wasn't attracted to her, when I realized her gender preference is for males.... O lol.




Perhaps I'm immature, but LOL. DONGsool.
Now enjoy some dancing vampire spam:








I think he's especially hilarious to me because of his maxis eyes.




Charlotte started flirting with this guy, Goopy Perry pretty much as soon as he walked in.




Charlotte's nose: SO BIG THE LIGHTING ON IT IS CRAZY.




Of course. As soon as they get in the hot tub, Crumplebottom SWOOPS down upon them.




Not satisfied just yet with Goopy, I had Charlotte get a blind date when she got home.
I can tell this is going to be good already...




And of course, this is what they do pretty much immediately. Censored with Bella Goth's head. :D




I always found this so sweet. Oh yeah -- his name is Andrew Enriquez and he's a Romance sim. This was kind of a debate for me because I don't usually play Romance sims because they pretty much just seem to want to get in everyone's pants. However, my choices were Andrew and Goopy, and they're both Romance.




Later that night~
Goopy (whose flower dropping off I didn't take a picture of) came bearing a gift. :D
(which was the toasting set)




~DO THE CREEP~








I thought these were especially cute with her huge nose. <3




I had Charlotte ask Andrew to move in, because I kind of wanted to start on the bb maekinz, and because he's pretty cute. Though that Pterodactyl is totally jealous, since he won't be the man of the house anymore.




So for some reason, Goopy now always ~creeps~ by the house. 




Anyhow, I gave him some sideburns since Charlotte loves the facial hair. 
also, his LTW is to reach the top of the Slacker career.




They're so perfect together. <3 Both so classy.








Andrew proposed to Charlotte after she got back, smelly and tired, from her terrible job.




She's so happy her jaw dropped below her chin.



An updated view of the house.




Willow Jordan: high as fuck.




so kayoot.




They both absolutely LOVE cereal, and have wants for it all the time, which is oddly appropriate considering the family name.




"DA FUKZ?"




I had them get married then and there, so their baby wouldn't be a bastard. Shotgun weddings in pjs are so sweet.




"Barely married and already I have to clean up her puke. D:<"
o andrew, u so sweet.




They both kept rolling wants for various pet supplies for dogs, so I figured what the hey, I'll get them a dog. So here's Moonface. She was initially named Duchess, but that's a stupid name for such an awesome dog. 




Dongsool? Leelaporn? What is with these names?










So normally I like my sim's pets, but I LOVE Moonface. I mean, sure, she attacked the trash can, BUT IT WAS TOTALLY TALKING TRASH ABOUT HER MOM, GUYS. She's just super sweet.




<3<3<3
She's watching over them.




O MOONFACE, ILU.




Clearly, what Leelaporn had to say was pretty amazing, since it made Charlotte's teeth burst out of her chin again.




I saw this guy coming onto the lot, and I totally thought he was wearing a scarf. I'm pretty disapointed...



I like this picture just because it shows how huge Charlotte's nose is. I know I keep point out her weird features, but I really love them. I think she's totally adorable.




Riley: *eats toy*




Moonface is oblivious to this strange dog's intrusion as she is sleeping, and dreaming about herself.




Moonface: hu iz u?
Riley: GTFO, ho.
Moonface: Kayz. :(




They exchange sniffs.




I love how they don't like each other, and Moonface is totally just like :)






 He got a promotion, though you wouldn't know it from his face.




eeeee! :D I love it when Moonface runs around. Admittedly, however, she's usually running away from stuff.




Future baby's room.




Andrew: HALPS. I IZ STINKEH.
Sir, I'd be way more concerned about the that fetus is moving around in your wife's stomach.






Charlotte still loves the sail the seven seas of her bathtub.




Oh hey, pretty repair lady. I always loved the repair-people's outfits. Gotta love those plaid shirts.




Moonface is so much better at taking baths than my dog. Not only does she wear a santa beard and look like a suave motherfucker, but she stays in the tub the whole time.




BIRFIN TIEMZ.
I love how random walk-bys run in to 'assist'. This particular one walks by the house all the freaking time anyhow.




"I think this baby is about to punch his way from my womb."






It's a boy! His name, as given by irlCharlotte, is Broccoli. Apparently, we have a food theme. He has his daddy's hair and eyes.




He even stinks just like his parents.




Yes, I know the walls are down and all that jazz, but I found it terribly hilarious that Andrew was fearing having to change a stinky diaper.

THE ENDZ.
Sorry if I sounded bored at all. I did all this before and my cat somehow deleted it all before I could post it when I left the room for a minute. Also, sorry for the random townies/Moonface spam.
More will be on the way since Broccoli is a teen in-game at this point.

This was writtenz for irl-Charlotte. :D :D :D 
Yew iz da best poket kitteh i haz evur had pleshur tew noez.