The Cereal Legacy -- Chapter 2.6
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forked Oh golly, I've been gone a while and a bit MIA in the sims community as of late. I've been busy so fear not, I'm not abandoning you, my sweet mistress! And though it's been a bit since I took these pictures, here's the next installment of The Cereal Legacy.
Also, since the last update, I installed Gunmod's Radiance Lighting Mod so that's why the lighting is different. Just an FYI.
Yee, boi.
In case you forgot and somehow missed out on the fact that the cover picture for this chapter is ghost!Charlotte, our beloved founder died last chapter.
Grandma's dead? - -
Grandma left me money? Fist pump!
Cumin, however, takes more after his father and is still distraught after having witnessed Charlotte's death.
....which makes sense seeing as it happened like 15 minutes prior...
OH MOONFACE. U SO TRICKY.
For unknown reasons, Clover felt that Cumin's bed was the best bed to sleep in for the night.
Gross, man, at least change the sheets.
Doug still loyally sleeps on Charlotte's bed (when he isn't napping on Clover's).
I bought a new hot tub figuring Blazej could use it to simultaneously socialize with multiple sims. I didn't think he'd jump in naked...
Clearly no one is offended here...
PURE. UNINHIBITED. GLEE.
(and eyebrows that aren't binned)
PUT SOME PANTS ON, BLAZEJ. THIS IS A CHILD'S EYES AND PSYCHE YOU ARE SCARRING.
Clover: When I meet my other dad, it's gonna be awesome. We'll like highfive and talk about cool stuff and I'll finally have two dads!
Blazej: IT'S NOT LIKE I'VE BEEN RAISING YOU AND YOU COULD CONSIDER ME YOUR OTHER FATHER OR ANYTHING.
Poor Blazej.... Clover is so unappreciative. Cumin is obviously worried about this.
Whatever! He doesn't need her validation!
See! He's written a novel! And it's selling great! Granted, it's a steamy, cheesy romance novel, BUT HE'S A WRITER NONE THE LESS.
....oh my god.... why doesn't she love him!? *cry cry cry*
Speaking of steamy romance.... (see what I did there? eh, eh?)
Cumin, who wants nothing more than to get his First Kiss, called the gypsy over. After all, he recently came into some money!
Meet Seth, paper boy extraordinaire. Or so I assume. I mean, this bro is dedicated enough to his job that he's wearing his work uniform on a date.
OH THAT'S COOL, SETH. CUMIN TOTALLY DIDN'T WANT TO SOCIALIZE WITH YOU EITHER!
In fact, the only thing that got him off the couch was the promise of cake.
Let's see how this face reacts to puberty!
O FUX.
okay, about her eyes. For some reason, that skin tone gives the teens those eyes.
CREEPIEST STAGE OF HER LIFE SO FAR YOU GUYS. THOSE FUCKING EYES.
She rolled Knowledge. Her turns ons are Red hair and being good at cleaning and her turn off is Gray hair.
Clearly, Clover doesn't approve of her brother's taste in men, since she stood there doing that for quite a while...
NEW OUTFIT~
I could make a joke here about this looking like Seth is grabbing his unicorn horn of a penis, but I'm a classy lady and would never DREAM of doing that. But what the fuck?
WHAT ARE YOU!?
"oh mah gawd, ded u see hur eyez1? lolololol"
Please play the opening to "My Heart Will Go On" in your head, for optimal gushiness.
"OH GOD. HER EYES."
Clover: "I mean, look at him, Dad. Eating pancakes, wearing pajamas all the time. He's really letting himself go."
Blazej: "I'm right here...."
I thought Clover deserved a more adult hair cut. Also, this was you can fully appreciate her lovely features.
Headmaster time! Clover is an overachiever and so we had to try for private school. I'm determined to actually get the kids in this time.
Being the ever classy, pajama-clad gentleman he is, Blazej felt that the best time to write in his diary was while the headmaster was over.
We're gonna work through the childhood trauma with the teddy bear, bb, but this isn't the time.
Clover impresses the headmaster with her amazing conversation skills while Cumin silently moves his lips back and forth like a dying fish.
Oh good night, Headmaster! Wait... +10....
OH YOU DOG, YOU.
I'd like to note that the headmaster did not actually make it into the hot tub. As he was trying to get in, Pistachio and Blazej felt it was appropriate to start woohooing right in front of their daughter and the headmaster of the private school she was trying to get into.
As I said, the Cereal family keeps it classy.
SO CLASSY.
FATHER/SON SMUSTLIN' LIKE YOU AIN'T NEVA' SEEN.
Then this chick has to come and kill the vibe, man.
Also, it looks as though Clover just read something particularly pleasing. Or... ate a lemon? Maybe both.
Blazej is churning out those novels like a mofo.
Slightly related picture of attractive delivery lady is slightly related.
OKAY.
The smustlin' needs to stop. Now. Goddamnit, Blazej. You had to go and make this weird...
After being sent outside to think about what he did wrong, he spent like an hour talking about Pistachio with the vibe ruiner. I kid you not.
checking in briefly with the Broccoli Cereal household....
Banana is now a teenager. Which means I just aged her up because I'm lazy.
...LIEK A BAWZ...
D'aww. So cute...
I moved Moonface upstairs. I figured she should be with Charlotte.
Oh you guys, you're so si-- WAIT. THAT'S NOT PISTACHIO. D:
Blazej has all the grace and subtly of a duck on crack.
Whether it was fortunate or not, Pistachio didn't catch him.
That sweet grin on his face though is because he was just promoted to Police Chief.
Blazej is apparently immune to Clover's powers of peer pressure and suggestion.
"Exercise with you guys? Why would I exercise with you guys?"
While it's awesome that Moonface joined the party, that's not why I took this picture. IT'S THE PHANTOM UNICORN HORN MADE OF CRUMBS AGAIN. AND BOTH THE DOGS ARE STARING AT IT.
WHAT IS IT, YOU GUYS!?
Oh my god, oh my god. So much pressure. D:
YEEEEUUUUUUUUH.
"Hey, Mailbox! How was your day?"
Hoorah. The first LTW I've ever achieved without cheating.
This is the sweetest thing ever. At least, for these two.
Because this is actually the sweetest thing ever. Charlotte makes an appearance, to check on a sleeping Doug.
Not pictured would be Zeebum scratching in the corner. So really, she came to check on them both. <333
"LOL HEY GRANDMA!"
Because it's hard to see: This is Charlotte standing in front of her spellbook.
Lulz. She even took the time to see Moonface. You ballers.
Guys, that's a new couch. It's also the same couch that your children sit on. Have some common courtesy, at least.
Also, sup' Bella?
Even death cannot prevent Charlotte from playing in the bathtub.
"Damn, those are some shapely legs..."
THOSE ARE YOUR FATHER'S LEGS. D: D: D:
"I know...."
Oh hey, Zeebum, I was wondering where you'd been this chapter.
"Shhhh. Ai iz bein a mime."
Oh whoa, really?
"et iz an art. Ai ar trainin so ai can defeet mah mime rival, Richard."
"OH GAWD NO. RICHARD SHOT ME WIF HIS MIME AIROZ. FUX."
Also, since the last update, I installed Gunmod's Radiance Lighting Mod so that's why the lighting is different. Just an FYI.
Yee, boi.
In case you forgot and somehow missed out on the fact that the cover picture for this chapter is ghost!Charlotte, our beloved founder died last chapter.
Grandma's dead? - -
Grandma left me money? Fist pump!
Cumin, however, takes more after his father and is still distraught after having witnessed Charlotte's death.
....which makes sense seeing as it happened like 15 minutes prior...
OH MOONFACE. U SO TRICKY.
For unknown reasons, Clover felt that Cumin's bed was the best bed to sleep in for the night.
Gross, man, at least change the sheets.
Doug still loyally sleeps on Charlotte's bed (when he isn't napping on Clover's).
I bought a new hot tub figuring Blazej could use it to simultaneously socialize with multiple sims. I didn't think he'd jump in naked...
Clearly no one is offended here...
PURE. UNINHIBITED. GLEE.
(and eyebrows that aren't binned)
PUT SOME PANTS ON, BLAZEJ. THIS IS A CHILD'S EYES AND PSYCHE YOU ARE SCARRING.
Clover: When I meet my other dad, it's gonna be awesome. We'll like highfive and talk about cool stuff and I'll finally have two dads!
Blazej: IT'S NOT LIKE I'VE BEEN RAISING YOU AND YOU COULD CONSIDER ME YOUR OTHER FATHER OR ANYTHING.
Poor Blazej.... Clover is so unappreciative. Cumin is obviously worried about this.
Whatever! He doesn't need her validation!
See! He's written a novel! And it's selling great! Granted, it's a steamy, cheesy romance novel, BUT HE'S A WRITER NONE THE LESS.
....oh my god.... why doesn't she love him!? *cry cry cry*
Speaking of steamy romance.... (see what I did there? eh, eh?)
Cumin, who wants nothing more than to get his First Kiss, called the gypsy over. After all, he recently came into some money!
Meet Seth, paper boy extraordinaire. Or so I assume. I mean, this bro is dedicated enough to his job that he's wearing his work uniform on a date.
OH THAT'S COOL, SETH. CUMIN TOTALLY DIDN'T WANT TO SOCIALIZE WITH YOU EITHER!
In fact, the only thing that got him off the couch was the promise of cake.
Let's see how this face reacts to puberty!
O FUX.
okay, about her eyes. For some reason, that skin tone gives the teens those eyes.
CREEPIEST STAGE OF HER LIFE SO FAR YOU GUYS. THOSE FUCKING EYES.
She rolled Knowledge. Her turns ons are Red hair and being good at cleaning and her turn off is Gray hair.
Clearly, Clover doesn't approve of her brother's taste in men, since she stood there doing that for quite a while...
NEW OUTFIT~
I could make a joke here about this looking like Seth is grabbing his unicorn horn of a penis, but I'm a classy lady and would never DREAM of doing that. But what the fuck?
WHAT ARE YOU!?
"oh mah gawd, ded u see hur eyez1? lolololol"
Please play the opening to "My Heart Will Go On" in your head, for optimal gushiness.
"OH GOD. HER EYES."
Clover: "I mean, look at him, Dad. Eating pancakes, wearing pajamas all the time. He's really letting himself go."
Blazej: "I'm right here...."
I thought Clover deserved a more adult hair cut. Also, this was you can fully appreciate her lovely features.
Headmaster time! Clover is an overachiever and so we had to try for private school. I'm determined to actually get the kids in this time.
Being the ever classy, pajama-clad gentleman he is, Blazej felt that the best time to write in his diary was while the headmaster was over.
We're gonna work through the childhood trauma with the teddy bear, bb, but this isn't the time.
Clover impresses the headmaster with her amazing conversation skills while Cumin silently moves his lips back and forth like a dying fish.
Oh good night, Headmaster! Wait... +10....
OH YOU DOG, YOU.
I'd like to note that the headmaster did not actually make it into the hot tub. As he was trying to get in, Pistachio and Blazej felt it was appropriate to start woohooing right in front of their daughter and the headmaster of the private school she was trying to get into.
As I said, the Cereal family keeps it classy.
SO CLASSY.
FATHER/SON SMUSTLIN' LIKE YOU AIN'T NEVA' SEEN.
Then this chick has to come and kill the vibe, man.
Also, it looks as though Clover just read something particularly pleasing. Or... ate a lemon? Maybe both.
Blazej is churning out those novels like a mofo.
Slightly related picture of attractive delivery lady is slightly related.
OKAY.
The smustlin' needs to stop. Now. Goddamnit, Blazej. You had to go and make this weird...
After being sent outside to think about what he did wrong, he spent like an hour talking about Pistachio with the vibe ruiner. I kid you not.
checking in briefly with the Broccoli Cereal household....
Banana is now a teenager. Which means I just aged her up because I'm lazy.
...LIEK A BAWZ...
D'aww. So cute...
I moved Moonface upstairs. I figured she should be with Charlotte.
Oh you guys, you're so si-- WAIT. THAT'S NOT PISTACHIO. D:
Blazej has all the grace and subtly of a duck on crack.
Whether it was fortunate or not, Pistachio didn't catch him.
That sweet grin on his face though is because he was just promoted to Police Chief.
Blazej is apparently immune to Clover's powers of peer pressure and suggestion.
"Exercise with you guys? Why would I exercise with you guys?"
While it's awesome that Moonface joined the party, that's not why I took this picture. IT'S THE PHANTOM UNICORN HORN MADE OF CRUMBS AGAIN. AND BOTH THE DOGS ARE STARING AT IT.
WHAT IS IT, YOU GUYS!?
Oh my god, oh my god. So much pressure. D:
YEEEEUUUUUUUUH.
"Hey, Mailbox! How was your day?"
Hoorah. The first LTW I've ever achieved without cheating.
This is the sweetest thing ever. At least, for these two.
Because this is actually the sweetest thing ever. Charlotte makes an appearance, to check on a sleeping Doug.
Not pictured would be Zeebum scratching in the corner. So really, she came to check on them both. <333
"LOL HEY GRANDMA!"
Because it's hard to see: This is Charlotte standing in front of her spellbook.
Lulz. She even took the time to see Moonface. You ballers.
Guys, that's a new couch. It's also the same couch that your children sit on. Have some common courtesy, at least.
Also, sup' Bella?
Even death cannot prevent Charlotte from playing in the bathtub.
"Damn, those are some shapely legs..."
THOSE ARE YOUR FATHER'S LEGS. D: D: D:
"I know...."
Oh hey, Zeebum, I was wondering where you'd been this chapter.
"Shhhh. Ai iz bein a mime."
Oh whoa, really?
"et iz an art. Ai ar trainin so ai can defeet mah mime rival, Richard."
"OH GAWD NO. RICHARD SHOT ME WIF HIS MIME AIROZ. FUX."