The Cereal Legacy -- Chapter 2.2

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 I know what you're thinking. "So soon, Grace? You just posted a chapter the other day! Usually you go at least a month in between chapters." 

Yes, yes I know, dear reader. But I just played the other day and for once felt like just sitting down and resizing all the pictures and such.

 

 

 

 

 Let's do this!

 

Pistachio and Zeebum are awesome. Admittedly, though, Zeebum does look like he's trying to push Pistachio's face away. I know. I wouldn't want that nose going through my skull either.

 

 

 

Once again, Blazej manages to piss Broccoli off by spying on him. What a pro.

I like to imagine Broccoli walked all the way over to the house with his !ANGRY FACE! on.

 

 

 

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Charlotte is such a good grandma. Also, I just find the whole bathing-babies-in-the-sink thing adorable.

 

 

 

She also FLIES when bringing small animals inside. SHE'S A SAINT.

 

 

 

Zeebum is also quite vocal at times. 

 

 

 

So small he could fall in. SQUEEE.

 

 

 

THIS. GUY. CALLS. ALL. THE. FREAKING. TIME.

 

Stop stalking Charlotte.

 

 

 

I just love that his workout outfit is the white version of Pistachio's.

 

 

 

FLYIN' LIKE SUPERMAN~

 

 

 

Litter boxes: too legit to quit. 

 

 

 

Oooh. Alien eyes. Blazej is desperate to be friends with Alec here but so far has been unsuccessful in getting him to come over again. This time invited, obviously.
 

 

 

Oh hey, gypsy matchmaker, what're you doing creeping around?

 

 

 

"Nothing, nothing..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

A genie lamp? Fancy. I've never had one before. Thank you, creeping gypsy.

 

 

 

Hmm. What is this? A non-elder with the different colored face... 

Oh, also, the reason he's here?

 

 

 

Meet Doug.

It wasn't the same without a doggie in the house.

 

 

 

<3

 

 

 

 

 

I decided to have Charlotte investigate the genie lamp.

 

 

 

Genie Midlock: "HAY BITCHES."

Charlotte: "ooh."

 

 

 

"AIGHT. LET'Z DO THIS."

 

 

 

"Okay. Make up your mind. This shit is old already."

 

 

 

 

"How about happiness?"

 

 

 

And so, doing his best vampire impression, Genie Midlock granted her wish.

 

which is my way of making up for destroying Charlotte's chance at her LTW.
 

 

 

"CALL ME LADIES."

 

 

I haven't gotten around to really playing Beef yet, but those who are curious here's his house.
 

 

 

Here's their houses by the way. From left to right: Broccoli's house, Beef's house, the main Cereal house.

 

 

 

Hmm. Let's say 'Get Donuts'.

 

 

 

YUS.

I didn't mess this one up.

 

 

Doug and Zeebum play together all the time and it's so adorable.

 

 

 

Wait, what is this?

Pregnancy?

 

SEVERAL DAYS EARLIER~~~~

 

 

 

 

Olive Spector? Who is that?

 

 

 

so yes. I cheated. So sue me. I'm allowed this one pleasure. ;__;

 

 

 

 

 

 

I like to think Blazej would be a hit at a disco club. Or as a Backstreet Boy.

 

 

 

OH LOOK, BLAZEJ! ONE OF YOUR OWN PEOPLE!

 

 

Because they're both hobby npcs. Or he was.

 

 

....what? you thought I meant because they're both black? You racist.

 

 

 

Chewin' on legs. It's all the rage.

And it's Cumin's birthday!

 

 

 

Blazej? Wha......? Are you trying to get Pistachio to have sex with you on the COUCH, your mother-in-law's couch at that, DURING YOUR CHILD'S BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION?

 

(also, hey, Bella. It's been a while.)

 

 

 

Yes. Yes he is. Clearly Cumin is thanking his lucky stars that Pistachio has his priorities in order.

 

 

 

 

Charlotte is so happy. <3

 

 

 

Though I suppose that could be because her wannabe-lesbian-lover Mona walked by. 

Also, I totally just noticed that she has a pair of handcuffs on her pants. What the heck.

Kinky much, Mona?

 

 

 

 

"Kay... Let's get this over with."

 

 

Did a bug fly in his mouth?

 

 

 

His nose is cra-zayzay.

I like it.

 

 

 

This kid is already high.




GODFUCKINGDAMNIT. STOP IT ALREADY.

Anyway, do you really think it's appropriate to have champagne at a baby's birthday, Mona? 

 

 

Potty training is srs biznuz.

 

 

 

Oh dear. It seems to be quite troubling business too. I've never seen a sim look so distressed on the toilet before.

 

 

 

"It's okay, toilet. I still like you."

I'm sure the toilet is very reassured, Cumin.

 

 

Mona and Zeebum are becoming fast friends.

 

 

 

DAMNIT, CUMIN. WHY ARE YOU SUCH A FUCKTARD.

 

Honestly, as much as I pretend I hate him, the guy has grown on me. I love him but I love him because of his fucktardedness. <3

 

 

 

Blazej pretty much hates Broccoli. I would normally be outraged, since it's his brother-in-law, but the guy does come over just to slap the Blazej all the time. 

 

 

 

Meanwhile, Charlotte is also SUPER ANGREH but for no particular reason. For serious. No thought bubble showed up. I mean, I'm sure it's from the burglary, but I'd prefer to think she was just channeling her inner Crumplebottom.

 

 

 

"How strange. I have had the sudden and inexplainable urge to change my clothing. And look at this, my hair has also changed."

 

 

 

"OHMAHGAWD."

 

It's kind of refreshing not to have the pregnancy moment happen in the bedroom. So far they've always been asleep, woken up, and popped!  

 

I totally had to rewrite that five times because I kept typing pooped...

 

 

I love the perplexed look Cumin has. And the fact that they're doing this in the only bathroom. 

Charlotte has kind of taken control of raising Cumin at the moment. She's so sweet. Since one of his fathers is busy sleeping all the time from being pregnant and the other is out trying to get lots of friends all the time.

 

 

 

Blazej: "Hmm. It's almost as if someone is watching me..."

Skunk: "OMG. Did he see me? <.<"

 

 

 

Blazej invited his friend Hayden over who brought with him this guy, Wyatt. They were wearing the same outfits.

However, Wyatt doesn't seem too fond of Blazej's looks.

 

 

 

ON TOP OF THE WORLD, BB.

 

 

 

Breanne, you just became best friends with Pistachio. Do you really need to be so obvious in how revolting you find his husband to be? First you barge into the house to witness the birth of Broccoli, now this. Learn some manners, old woman.

 

 

 

This guy is relentless. He finally called and Charlotte was the one to pick up. 

At the very least, maybe this will lead to her not always being angry at him.

 

 

 

"GUYS. I didn't know we had a drinking fountain!"

 

 

 

Pistachio: "Oh my god! The baby just grew inside of me!"

Blazej: "So it turns out that Edward is a VAMPIRE and so -- Are you listening to me? Pistachio?"

 

 

 

Zeebum grew up! 

And oh dear god. He's a creepy cat.

Honestly, would you have it any other way?

 

 

 

"Don't mind me. I'm just watching the human child sleep."

O-Okay. D:

 

 

 

"Do not judge me. I see it in your eyes. Respect me. Respect me and my glorious throne."

 

 

 

"THE CHILD. He stirs in his sleep!"

Stop being such a creepy, Zeebum...

 

 

"I'm not being creepy. See? I'm adorable."

 

You and your tricks... You can't fool me, yo-- Oh my gosh. Who is the cute kitty? Is it you? Is it you? YES IT IS.
"It is all going according to plan."

 

 

 

"THE FEATHER. I MUST CAPTURE IT."

 

 

 

Hey, Jonathan, maybe you could take some time and stop by. You never walk by anymore. It's not like Pistachio has been busy, oh, you know, having a career and raising children. It's not like he's currently pregnant or anything. THIS  IS A TWO WAY STREET, JONATHAN. ;____;

 

 

 

It was weird seeing someone sleep there that wasn't Moonface. But it shows that we're moving on with the next generation... 

 

 

 

Cumin: "I LOVE YOU PUPPY."

Doug: "Oh my gosh. Squishing me so tight. D: "

 

This is so sweet to me. When I was little, we had two cats, Astro and Peggy. I used to do stuff like this to Astro all the time. In fact, when I was two, he would let me get on his back and try and ride him like a horse. He was so sweet. If there are any animals living in homes with small children reading, I'd just like to say thank you for all you put up with. You guys are heroes. Also, I totally know you can read. I'm onto you all.

 

 

Juggling grandmother is juggling.

 

 

 

"HOLY MOLEY! I'M NOT SURE HOW BUT I THINK THIS BABY IS GOING TO BE COMING OUT ONE WAY OR ANOTHER. LIKE NOW."

 

 

 

Charlotte: "Oh my gosh! I honestly don't know what to tell you! What advice can I give you? Oh golly. Just hang in there, baby. BREATHE!"

 

But where is Blazej?

 

 

 

Oh, Alec. I see you finally accepted Blazej's invitation to come over. Probably bad timing on your part though.

 

"Who, me?" 

 

 

I have no words.

 

Well, obviously, I do, but still. I get that it's not your child, Blazej, bb, but it's still your husband giving birth. I KNOW YOU WANT TO BEFRIEND ALIEN EYES BUT COME ON. D: 

 

 

 

"Why won't anyone let me out of my crib?"

 

Sorry, Cumin. Your dad is giving birth, your grandmother is witnessing said birth, and your other father is off greeting Alec "Alien Eyes" because clearly that is more important than his husband giving birth or his child crying.

 

 

 

annnnd. It's a girl! EEEEE! :D :D :D 

I considered cheating and just saving and getting out if it was a boy, but I don't think I could have done it. So I'm glad it was a girl.

IT WAS MEANT TO BE~

 

 

Charlotte is beaming with happiness. Also stabbing her fingers through her hand. 

Anyhow, meet Clover Cereal. 

 

Also, keep being classy, Blazej...

 

 

 

"It's so bright!"

 

 

 

This.

This is so adorable and sweet.

 

Also, hopefully she has a nose but I think she'll be fine between the lack of nose from one parent and the giant nose on the other. Hopefully.

 

 

Hmm. I'm not sure holding her like you're a monkey is the best idea but whatever. 

 

 

 

"GUYYYYYSSSSS!" 

Oh dear. That looks painful.

 

 

 

"It is. And it's very confusing."

 

 

 

Meanwhile, Zeebum stares into the fabric of time and space.

Also, I moved his scratchy thing from Pistachio and Blazej's room to Charlotte's because he wasn't using it when it was in there, so it may have been conflicting with other objects so he couldn't use it. I feel the need to point  this out in case there are any sharp eyed readers out there who spotted it in the corners of some of the earlier pictures and are now like "WHAT."

 

 

 

Clover's room.

I probably should just build a second story, but I didn't feel like it yet. I decided it keep her room pretty simple for now.

Also, check out Cumin's sweet dance moves.

 

 

 

She's quite the popular baby. They all decided to come in and hold her at the exact same time.

 

Also, I just realized I'm wearing shoes that look eerily similar to Pistachio's.

 

 

 

I'm glad you two still have the passion.

And then I see you're trying for a baby. WHAT.

 

 

 

Ugh. I know. Me too, bb. Me too.

 

 

 

Luckily, their attempt was not successful.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ANYPOO. Sorry if this was weird and disjointed at all. I wrote like the first half last night when I was dehydrated so, yeah. Also, when you guys comment, it makes my day, so let me know what you thought.

 

I don't know if anyone cares but I thought I'd share that when names are chosen for the babies it's not just me deciding. Usually irlCharlotte and I discuss first, so it's a two-man operation. Which makes it so much more fun. <3

So thanks for being my partner in crime. If you were a pokemon, I'd catch you. ;D

With my master ball.

 

'cause you're legendary. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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