The Cereal Legacy -- Chapter 2.1
Apr. 5th, 2011 05:28 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
forked Sorry it's been so long, guys. D:
This chapter is dedicated to Laura, who is the biggest fan of the Cereal Legacy, but who doesn't even have a goddamn dreamwidth to comment on it with.
ANYWAYS. This chapter is shorter than others but I figured you'd rather have something than nothing.
SORRY ABOUT THE WHITE BOX. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING FIX IT. ;__;
Charlotte goes through each day, lonely. Without Moonface, her days are duller. 
This is Blazej's new friend. Recently, Blazej has been like, stepping over invisible things outside and apparently, they were champagne bottles hiding from the wedding... 
Charlotte managed to pull herself together and go meet the newest member of the Cereal family. 
"Oh, Rubik's sphere. You smell so good. So much so that I greatly enjoy rubbing you against my cheek." 
This chapter is dedicated to Laura, who is the biggest fan of the Cereal Legacy, but who doesn't even have a goddamn dreamwidth to comment on it with.
ANYWAYS. This chapter is shorter than others but I figured you'd rather have something than nothing.
SORRY ABOUT THE WHITE BOX. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FUCKING FIX IT. ;__;
Charlotte goes through each day, lonely. Without Moonface, her days are duller.
While I immediately moved Moonface's bed and favorite chew toy to Charlotte's inventory, I forgot about Moonface's food dish. This made me so sad.
And Charlotte too.
Suddenly, her own meeting with death seems so close.
"Oh, Moonface. I miss you so much."
This is Blazej's new friend. Recently, Blazej has been like, stepping over invisible things outside and apparently, they were champagne bottles hiding from the wedding...
And then Broccoli comes over and picks one up too. Just.. no. Stop it you guys. Seriously.
THE KITCHEN IS NOT MEANT TO HAVE SO MANY PEOPLE SO CLOSE.
WHAT THE POOP. I just deleted those two other bottles and then Broccoli goes and finds another.
HEY, PISTACHIO. THANKS FOR BRINGING HOME THE CREEP WHO WITNESSED BROCCOLI'S BIRTH.
FUCK YOU, BREANNE. STOP WITH THE TOASTS.
D'aww. Brotherly love.
Hey, Broccoli, I see you're sitting in the chair that was once yours in the room that was once yours. That's not creepy...
FUUUUUUU-
Seriously, this is annoying, because then everyone drops what they're doing and stands around waiting for the toast.
Oh, uh, hey Jill. It's nice of your to drop by and all, but if both you and Broccoli are here, who is watching Banana?!
*proofz that they were both on the lot*
Also, Pistachio, stop gossiping about your mother catching your father cheating. Don't be wavin' yo' dirty laundry in public, boy!
Oh dear god...
My neighborhood either has several elderly serial killers or there is just an error with one of the skin tones or makeups or something when it hits elderly. EITHER WAY -- super creepy.
<3
Charlotte likes to get her groove on after a long day studying magic.
"Holy poop on a stick! Pregnancy!"
And of course, Pistachio and Blazej like to crank the adorable up a notch by exercising in their ridiculous workout clothing together.
Broccoli: "Stop watching my wife and kid with your telescope, pervert. :D"
Pistachio: "What? D:"
"YOU FUCKING HEARD ME."
So maybe having Pistachio look through the telescope wasn't such a good idea on my part...
"FUCKING CREEPS AND THEIR TELESCOPES."
Broccoli, baby. Calm down. I'm sure he didn't mean it like that. He's your brother.
"Yeah. You better cry."
Aw. Poor Pistachio.
Meanwhile, Charlotte is out on the lawn grinding on Mona Love. Just wow.
You never cease to amaze me, bb.
Mona likes to show off her flexibility...
Eek! We all know what this means! The first member of our next generation is starting to headbutt their way out of the.... womb?
It's a boy. Y U NO LET ME HAVE GIRLS, SIMS GAME?!
Anyways, meet freaking Cumin Cereal....
WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE BEEN A GIRL?
THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO NAME YOU AFTER A SPICE THAT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE JIZZED IN CEREAL.
THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO NAME YOU AFTER A SPICE THAT MAKES IT LOOK LIKE SOMEONE JIZZED IN CEREAL.
Pistachio is so overwhelmed by the birth of his son that he is bursting with pride and -- oh no wait. He's being bitter about that burglar.
But where is the new grandmother for all this?
"Oh, Moonface... I wish you were here for this."
Aw, Charl.
Charlotte managed to pull herself together and go meet the newest member of the Cereal family.
And here's said Cereal's room. He gets the fancy chairs Charlotte made because I wanted to put them somewhere and had no where else. Yeeeee.
"Oh, Rubik's sphere. You smell so good. So much so that I greatly enjoy rubbing you against my cheek."
Leelaporn? What are you doing here?
If this is about my pokemon, they totally WANT to battle. It's not abuse, I swear!
Oh. I see.
You're just here to deliver a new friend for Charlotte.
Meet Zeebum. Be careful little buddy. D: That's a big jump.
I think you're going to fit in just fine here.
"yew relly fink so?"
Yup, I do.
"Ai fink so. I fink ai lub diz hooman alredy."
Broccoli: "You."
Blazej: "Me? D:"
Broccoli: "I know you were watching me with your telescope..."
Blazej: *gulp*
and that's all for now! :D
Hopefully I'll have more up soon. Life has just been busy.
And I know I need to do an update on Beef, I've just been avoiding it because he's boringgggg. But I know some of you love him. *coughcough*Jess*coughcough*
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Date: 2011-04-05 10:37 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2011-04-05 10:55 pm (UTC)And Beef boring? Nevar. :D
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Date: 2011-04-06 02:05 am (UTC)