The Cereal Legacy -- Chapter 2
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So I decided Pistachio needed to change into at least SOMETHING different after his terrible outfit he grow up into. Clearly this isn't going to work.... His fat is destroying that shirt.
Ah, much better. I decided to give in a little bit to what he wanted, I just changed the shirt color. I like it. It's Pistachio-classy.
And of course, the blind dates must begin!
OH DEAR JESUS.
I'm sure you all remember the cook who wears another man's face.
I am absolutely horrified and I do not want him mating with my dear sweet Pistachio at all, but... the lulz!
And this is where I couldn't take it anymore. I had Pistachio end the date abruptly before my mind exploded.
A GOODBYE KISS!?! Pistachio, don't kiss his lips, please! THEY AREN'T EVEN HIS LIPS.
Please allow us a brief intermission while Grace collects her brain from the floor.
In the meantime, please enjoy this picture of a baby polar bear:
Alright. That's much better. Thank you once again for your adorableness, tiny polar bear.
Of course, I had Pistachio get another blind date (he has cash to burn and I don't want him to be like super rich).
AND OH LOOK. A FAMILIAR FACE.
"YOU SURE THIS IS COOL? I KNEW HIM WHEN HE WAS A KID."
Dear readers, meet Blazej.
I am not ashamed to admit I have no idea how to pronounce his name.
Thank god Blazej's back is turned. Charlotte looks like the drunk mother who roams the neighborhood in her underwear. Then again, that's just keeping it classy at the Cereal house.
Oh, beeteedubz, this is Pistachio's room. Check out Pistachio's plumbob down there. Yeah....
Just a warning from here on out, there are a few pictures with plumbobs in them where there were also versions without, but I'd already cropped the picture and stuff AND I'M LAZY. For example, half of these pictures were taken on the ninth of February, the rest the seventh of March. My internet didn't work and it made me actually play again. Oh lulz. Though, that's because of personal things, but that's for another time. /ramble
Just because he's working out, it doesn't mean Pistachio can't be fabULOUS.
(yes, this is the workout outfit he grew up with, I did not choose it)
Aww. First kisses are so sweet.
Moonface: Dunt mind mez. Jus doin mah biznuz.
Blazej: Okay, that's really sweet, but seriously. Your neighbors might see.
Pistachio: I DO NAWT CARE. I SHALL SING TO YOU ALL DAY.
Meanwhile, Charlotte has been off being a badass and studying magic. TELEPORTATION, BITCHES.
Oh shit. GTFO burglar. D:
In hindsight, I guess a burglar alarm would have been a good thing to buy.
OKAY, you're in the house. Nao please leave.
"Oh hey, homeowner. Don't mind me."
STEPHAN MIDLOCK? MORE LIKE STEPHAN PICKLOCK. D: <
Oh god. That was terrible...
Seriously? I like JUST bought that painting...
"OHMAHGOD. Okay, I'll just hide in the bathroom. He'll never know I'm here."
...you like just walked right by him...
Oh good. He's running away now that he knows Pistachio has seen him.
Oh wait, no, he's just stealing the piano.
YOU DICK. PISTACHIO'S SLUTBALL DAD GAVE THAT TO HIM.
YAY. PIGTAILED OFFICER IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY.
OH MY GOD. Can burglars steal dogs? D:
Oh good. He's just stealing the carving of elephants from above Charlotte's bed. Though this is so creepy to me. The knowledge of a stranger being in your own bedroom while you sleep...
Stephan: Okay, maybe if I just walk fast, she won't notice me...
WILD BURGLAR ATTACKS!
Charlotte: What's all this ruckus?
Pistachio: FEAR NOT. I'M COMING TO SAVE THE DAY!!!
also, I love how Moonface is just chillin' the whole time.
Instead of observing the beatdown that is happening in their own home, Charlotte and Pistachio choose to study the wallpaper.
... and then they started telling jokes to each other.
YEAH. Pigtailed cop totally kicked his ass.
Charlotte: AH YEAH. I'm rollin' in dough.
Charlotte, you do realize that's insurance money right?
That's one of those things I never got. I mean, I know it's Sims, but the cop just caught the burglar. He obviously still has the stuff. It's not like the bag is like the hole underneath the passenger seat in Wristcutters.
Even pancakes cannot cheer up Pistachio.
Also, I know it's just crumbs from Charlotte's terrible eating habits, but it looks like Pistachio has blood on his shirt. But he would make the worst hero of an action movie ever....
Wait a minute, isn't he a cop right now? shit. Pineapple Park is screwed.
The next day however, Pistachio and Blazej fell in love, so perhaps that'll cheer him up.
*STARING CONTEST*
Clearly that staring contest was actually Moonface and Pistachio speaking telepathically.
Moonface: Gud job, Stasheeo.
I think this is so sweet. <3
Clearly, before meeting Pistachio, Blazej was living off the flesh of squirrels and other small animals.
By the way, Blazej is a popularity sim whose LTW is to simultaneously have 20 best friends.
And of course, this means that they immediately get it on. Also, Blazej has red eyebrows and blond hair, so I'm not sure if that means he's actually a red head or if I just forgot to bin my eyebrows.
WHATEVER COULD THIS MEAN.
Attractive bartender? This can only mean one thing: WEDDING TIME.
I figured Pistachio deserved better than what Charlotte had (which was the pajama-clad wedding in the bedroom).
Our guests include, from left to right, Andrew, Jill (Broccoli's wife who you'll learn more about later), Jonathan, and Lisa Parker.
Also, of course,Karen Gina, and some random teen that Pistachio knew. And of course, Broccoli and Beef. They just aren't in this picture. They were, but they got cropped out. So you could our delightful nanny.
Time for the actual event! Our bartender here is classy enough to change into her fancy dress. Pistachio's choice of apparel, however, is questionable at best.
Perhaps it's because she's being paid, but the Bartender seems to be the best guest so far.
Mama Charlotte however wasn't about to miss this and dashed over in time.
Pistachio: LOL. It tickles.
In case you were wondering what everyone else was doing, they were retardedly trying to make a toast, all over the goddamn place, before the actual ceremony. Also, since I never bought any Champagne, I can only assume someone brought it as a gift.
And so, we officially welcome Blazej Cereal to the family.
Aw. The bartender even attempted to clap.
Oh dear. What a clusterfuck.
And of course, DA SMUSTLE. I love the view through the window. Someone is about to lose control of their bladder, apparently.
And of course, it's Jonathan.
"Welcum tew mah famalee."
These two of course went off and got their honeymoon on, and now are returning. I just never understood why one sim is in the front passenger seat and the other is in the back...
Apparently, they share a mutual dislike of Charlotte being on the toilet.
and of course, this is the first thing they do. Also, I totally forgot to censor with Bella Goth, so if this gets removed I'll repost it censored. Just post a comment to let me know.
Meanwhile, Charlotte takes her bath, trying her hardest not to think about the fact that her child is having sex in the next room.
I know he's technically pregnant, so I should give him a break, but I've been putting Blazej on chore duty for the most part. Except for the shower. Because cleaning the shower is one of Pistachio's favorite things ever.
Moonface! I can't believe you just peed on the floor!
Moonface: Etz okay. Ai em old nao, so ai canz getz awai wif et.
Touche.
The second generation of the Cereal family is officially on the way!
Charlotte: HEY BABY. It's your granny talking. How is it in there? Nice and cozy?
Blazej: Please stop... D:
Suddenly, Lisa Parker ran into the house, for seemingly no reason. There was a reason it turns out.
It's time for what I've been dreading.
Grim Reaper: Well, Moonface. It looks like it's time.
Moonface: Ai em redy. Jus maek shur dey ar okayz aftur ai go.
Reaper: "I'll do my best, old friend."
"Gudbai, Charlutz. Fank yew fur givin me a hoem n bein mah frand. Ai lub yew."
And with that, the reaper took out the stick. Moonface grinned toothily, and beneath his dark hood, the reaper gave a smile as well.
The Grim Reaper tossed the stick, and Moonface gleefully chased it.
She followed it to the heavens, completing the final chapter of life.
Goodbye, Moonface.
I just did all this while I'm sick, so forgive me if there are any errors. I felt this chapter needed to end on this note. I've never actually had a pet die in my game and I definitely cried. Maxis handled it so tastefully. Though thinking about it, Moonface was like twenty years old. What a pro.
Please let me know what you think. And once again, sorry for the delay.
So I decided Pistachio needed to change into at least SOMETHING different after his terrible outfit he grow up into. Clearly this isn't going to work.... His fat is destroying that shirt.
Ah, much better. I decided to give in a little bit to what he wanted, I just changed the shirt color. I like it. It's Pistachio-classy.
And of course, the blind dates must begin!
OH DEAR JESUS.
I'm sure you all remember the cook who wears another man's face.
I am absolutely horrified and I do not want him mating with my dear sweet Pistachio at all, but... the lulz!
And this is where I couldn't take it anymore. I had Pistachio end the date abruptly before my mind exploded.
A GOODBYE KISS!?! Pistachio, don't kiss his lips, please! THEY AREN'T EVEN HIS LIPS.
Please allow us a brief intermission while Grace collects her brain from the floor.
In the meantime, please enjoy this picture of a baby polar bear:
Alright. That's much better. Thank you once again for your adorableness, tiny polar bear.
Of course, I had Pistachio get another blind date (he has cash to burn and I don't want him to be like super rich).
AND OH LOOK. A FAMILIAR FACE.
"YOU SURE THIS IS COOL? I KNEW HIM WHEN HE WAS A KID."
Dear readers, meet Blazej.
I am not ashamed to admit I have no idea how to pronounce his name.
Thank god Blazej's back is turned. Charlotte looks like the drunk mother who roams the neighborhood in her underwear. Then again, that's just keeping it classy at the Cereal house.
Oh, beeteedubz, this is Pistachio's room. Check out Pistachio's plumbob down there. Yeah....
Just a warning from here on out, there are a few pictures with plumbobs in them where there were also versions without, but I'd already cropped the picture and stuff AND I'M LAZY. For example, half of these pictures were taken on the ninth of February, the rest the seventh of March. My internet didn't work and it made me actually play again. Oh lulz. Though, that's because of personal things, but that's for another time. /ramble
Just because he's working out, it doesn't mean Pistachio can't be fabULOUS.
(yes, this is the workout outfit he grew up with, I did not choose it)
Aww. First kisses are so sweet.
Moonface: Dunt mind mez. Jus doin mah biznuz.
Blazej: Okay, that's really sweet, but seriously. Your neighbors might see.
Pistachio: I DO NAWT CARE. I SHALL SING TO YOU ALL DAY.
Meanwhile, Charlotte has been off being a badass and studying magic. TELEPORTATION, BITCHES.
Oh shit. GTFO burglar. D:
In hindsight, I guess a burglar alarm would have been a good thing to buy.
OKAY, you're in the house. Nao please leave.
"Oh hey, homeowner. Don't mind me."
STEPHAN MIDLOCK? MORE LIKE STEPHAN PICKLOCK. D: <
Oh god. That was terrible...
Seriously? I like JUST bought that painting...
"OHMAHGOD. Okay, I'll just hide in the bathroom. He'll never know I'm here."
...you like just walked right by him...
Oh good. He's running away now that he knows Pistachio has seen him.
Oh wait, no, he's just stealing the piano.
YOU DICK. PISTACHIO'S SLUTBALL DAD GAVE THAT TO HIM.
YAY. PIGTAILED OFFICER IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY.
OH MY GOD. Can burglars steal dogs? D:
Oh good. He's just stealing the carving of elephants from above Charlotte's bed. Though this is so creepy to me. The knowledge of a stranger being in your own bedroom while you sleep...
Stephan: Okay, maybe if I just walk fast, she won't notice me...
WILD BURGLAR ATTACKS!
Charlotte: What's all this ruckus?
Pistachio: FEAR NOT. I'M COMING TO SAVE THE DAY!!!
also, I love how Moonface is just chillin' the whole time.
Instead of observing the beatdown that is happening in their own home, Charlotte and Pistachio choose to study the wallpaper.
... and then they started telling jokes to each other.
YEAH. Pigtailed cop totally kicked his ass.
Charlotte: AH YEAH. I'm rollin' in dough.
Charlotte, you do realize that's insurance money right?
That's one of those things I never got. I mean, I know it's Sims, but the cop just caught the burglar. He obviously still has the stuff. It's not like the bag is like the hole underneath the passenger seat in Wristcutters.
Even pancakes cannot cheer up Pistachio.
Also, I know it's just crumbs from Charlotte's terrible eating habits, but it looks like Pistachio has blood on his shirt. But he would make the worst hero of an action movie ever....
Wait a minute, isn't he a cop right now? shit. Pineapple Park is screwed.
The next day however, Pistachio and Blazej fell in love, so perhaps that'll cheer him up.
*STARING CONTEST*
Clearly that staring contest was actually Moonface and Pistachio speaking telepathically.
Moonface: Gud job, Stasheeo.
I think this is so sweet. <3
Clearly, before meeting Pistachio, Blazej was living off the flesh of squirrels and other small animals.
By the way, Blazej is a popularity sim whose LTW is to simultaneously have 20 best friends.
And of course, this means that they immediately get it on. Also, Blazej has red eyebrows and blond hair, so I'm not sure if that means he's actually a red head or if I just forgot to bin my eyebrows.
WHATEVER COULD THIS MEAN.
Attractive bartender? This can only mean one thing: WEDDING TIME.
I figured Pistachio deserved better than what Charlotte had (which was the pajama-clad wedding in the bedroom).
Our guests include, from left to right, Andrew, Jill (Broccoli's wife who you'll learn more about later), Jonathan, and Lisa Parker.
Also, of course,
Time for the actual event! Our bartender here is classy enough to change into her fancy dress. Pistachio's choice of apparel, however, is questionable at best.
Perhaps it's because she's being paid, but the Bartender seems to be the best guest so far.
Mama Charlotte however wasn't about to miss this and dashed over in time.
Pistachio: LOL. It tickles.
In case you were wondering what everyone else was doing, they were retardedly trying to make a toast, all over the goddamn place, before the actual ceremony. Also, since I never bought any Champagne, I can only assume someone brought it as a gift.
And so, we officially welcome Blazej Cereal to the family.
Aw. The bartender even attempted to clap.
Oh dear. What a clusterfuck.
And of course, DA SMUSTLE. I love the view through the window. Someone is about to lose control of their bladder, apparently.
And of course, it's Jonathan.
"Welcum tew mah famalee."
These two of course went off and got their honeymoon on, and now are returning. I just never understood why one sim is in the front passenger seat and the other is in the back...
Apparently, they share a mutual dislike of Charlotte being on the toilet.
and of course, this is the first thing they do. Also, I totally forgot to censor with Bella Goth, so if this gets removed I'll repost it censored. Just post a comment to let me know.
Meanwhile, Charlotte takes her bath, trying her hardest not to think about the fact that her child is having sex in the next room.
I know he's technically pregnant, so I should give him a break, but I've been putting Blazej on chore duty for the most part. Except for the shower. Because cleaning the shower is one of Pistachio's favorite things ever.
Moonface! I can't believe you just peed on the floor!
Moonface: Etz okay. Ai em old nao, so ai canz getz awai wif et.
Touche.
The second generation of the Cereal family is officially on the way!
Charlotte: HEY BABY. It's your granny talking. How is it in there? Nice and cozy?
Blazej: Please stop... D:
Suddenly, Lisa Parker ran into the house, for seemingly no reason. There was a reason it turns out.
It's time for what I've been dreading.
Grim Reaper: Well, Moonface. It looks like it's time.
Moonface: Ai em redy. Jus maek shur dey ar okayz aftur ai go.
Reaper: "I'll do my best, old friend."
"Gudbai, Charlutz. Fank yew fur givin me a hoem n bein mah frand. Ai lub yew."
And with that, the reaper took out the stick. Moonface grinned toothily, and beneath his dark hood, the reaper gave a smile as well.
The Grim Reaper tossed the stick, and Moonface gleefully chased it.
She followed it to the heavens, completing the final chapter of life.
Goodbye, Moonface.
I just did all this while I'm sick, so forgive me if there are any errors. I felt this chapter needed to end on this note. I've never actually had a pet die in my game and I definitely cried. Maxis handled it so tastefully. Though thinking about it, Moonface was like twenty years old. What a pro.
Please let me know what you think. And once again, sorry for the delay.
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