The Cereal Legacy -- Chapter 1.2
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forked Time to see what our favorite family has been up to since last time!
Among Andrew's dropped off gifts, besides the stereo he also gave Charlotte this sweet hot tub. Which is great because I can stick her in there and she can socialize and I don't have to worry too much. Though I'm a little worried about the people she associates with when someone wears a scuba suit into a hot tub. *cough cough* You know who you are.
This way I can make sure these three do homework. They're pretty good about it, actually. I love when they all do it together.
(also, Beef was just a little too far away for the picture, so I cut it, hence the floor not matching up)
Pistachio likes Tinkering and Broccoli likes Gaming, but Beef's favorite hobby had yet to name itself. So I started having him try out different ones. His favorite hobby isn't science, but he loves doing this. <3 It's nature though, so I suppose it goes with his bug obsession.
And of course, Charlotte is already romancin' with her hot tub buddies. She had already flirted up a storm with scuba suit when Derp here made the moves on her.
Charlotte!
You are such a harlot! (geddit, geddit, it rhymes)
Aww. I'm sorry. I mean, maybe it's just a midlife crisis? And you are single after all. Who am I to be mean when you're just trying to have fun before your boobs sag to your knees?
Of course, Andrew has to drop by. His timing is scary, since once again he arrives for a birthday.
Broccoli's birthday to be exact. This upsets Pistachio greatly.
Pistachio, I love you buddy, but come on. it's your brothers birthday.
Pistachio: "Sorry. *sniff sniff*"
Johnathon, Broccoli's bff, is of course also in attendance. Also, VERY excited.
"HAY GUIZ. LOLOLOLOL."
He rolled Pleasure, with the LTW to be the top of the Slacker career. Just like his father... His turn ons are blond and grey hair and his turn off is hats.
"Damn. I'm fiiine."
And of course, I couldn't let Broccoli age alone...
I think his parents might be a little surprised when he comes home tonight....
With that, I had Broccoli head downtown, for some new threads and some social time.
And HOLY SHIT, GUYS. Mrs. Crumplebottom KNITS!? Am I the only one that didn't know this? That's awesome.
"Kids these days don't appreciate the fine art of knitting!"
Unfortunately, no one else really showed up, so after I had Broccoli get some new clothes, we headed home.
While we were downtown, I decided to check Broccoli's gender preference. He likes the guys, so I got him this shirt. Because the picture on it looks phallic. :D I was excited however at this prospect because OH MAH GAWDZ. Broccoli + Johnathon = <3 ? So he quickly invited him over.
Hmm. When you said you were going to bring a friend over, maybe you should have clarified that it was Broccoli's dad...
Unfortunately, Broccoli was actually not attracted to him at all, despite Johnathon's best efforts.
So I exited my game and came back in the next day, and this is what Moonface was doing.
"HAI GUIZ. Imma diglet."
"diglet usez SMILEE FAEC! Ez supar effektivz."
Pistachio wants nothing more than to be Johnathon's friend, who I thinking is actually named Jonathon. Either way, apparently being swung around didn't go so well for the guy. I've never had this happen before. Pistachio must have a really week stomach. Poor bb.
"I love you. Don't leave yet. I must inhale your scent one more time."
Beef pretty much does nothing but study. Which is nice because it keeps him occupied, but he goes until his bladder is about to explode usually.
Pistachio always has to hug Charlotte when she gets home from work. It's so sweet.
Also, I should note, the ambulance is for Moonface. Charlotte isn't like, a hostess at a hospital.
Moonface makes pretty good money being a rescue dog. In fact, she got the family 10,000 simoleons for rescuing some kids from a cave.
Pistachio it seems is also a bit chubby. Which is adorable on him. This was the first time I noticed because he's usually so busy playing with Moonface or taking showers. Like, seriously. Those and playing with Jonathon are his favorite things to do.
I SWEAR, ALL THE DELIVERY PEOPLE ARE ALIENS. Charlotte wrote a book back when she was pregnant with Broccoli and the book delivery person was a different alien-skinned lady.
Oh, Charlotte. <3
I know I keep pointing out stuff I didn't know about, but oh my gosh, I had no idea dogs could sing along to the radio. In my defense, I havent had Pets or Apartment Life very long.
and because I'm a pro, I only got a picture of him getting OUT of the tub, but I thought you should know that Broccoli takes after his mother in that he loves to play in the tub.
Oh hey, random townie, that shockingly looks actually asian.
Karen and Moonface are crazy awesome. It's really no wonder that Karen loves Moonface, since all the walkbys love her too.
And of course, as soon as I think that to myself, there's THIS GUY. The only person to not like Moonface ever. D:<
Another thing I had no idea about: children can dance together.
And it's time for the twins' birthday. Hey, Pistachio, way to look super excited.
Then again, these are the only people in attendance...
"BO-RING"
Hey, one of them IS a Warlock!
Hm. That seems to have done it. Thank you, Phil. Also, I like the attempt to create a totem pole, Pistachio.
Also, I have to admit, I keep forgetting Pistachio is the elder of the two twins, because, while it doesn't really matter, he's so much more awkward and hilarious and seems like the baby.
"Yeah, this has been fun and all but I have other stuff to do..."
Oh no you don't. =__=
Totem pole attempt #2: unsuccessful.
I just love Pistachio here. He's bored out of his mind and Beef is like 'Blowin' out mah candulz!'
"OH YEAH. Much better."
"Damn, feels good to be a gangsta'."
Also, all I can think of is these two when I look at Broccoli here.
I was thinking Pistachio was my favorite, but Beef is looking pretty good here...
What's wrong, bb?
Aww. I still love you too.
However, your outfit is pretty unfortunate, so get down to the clothing store.
I got super excited to see Beef kissing that lady, but it turns out it was 'Kiss Kiss, Darling' and she's an adult. So I checked their gender preferences. Both of them likes males as well.
Also, Pistachio looks like a turtle. :D
Even if I hadn't checked, maybe I would have known anyhow. After all, neither even so much as glanced at the departing booty. With that, I sent them home. All in all, the trip was pretty useless, because I've decided I like Pistachio's crazy outfit on him.
BEFORE I FORGET: Beef (fittingly) rolled Knowledge, with the LTW to max out all seven skills. His turn ons swimsuits and glasses, and his turn off is cologne. Pistachio, on the other hand, rolled Popularity, with the LTW to be Captain Hero, and his turn ons are formal wear and being good at cleaning, while his turn off is jewelry.
Also, I didn't actually use a die to 'roll' this time. I didn't have one so I just asked my dad to give me a number between one and six, two times. Best die evur.
Whatever are you doing, Phil Hamilton?
"THE SCENT OF MAGIC. IS SO POWERFUL."
Moonface: Yuz, yuz. I smelz et tew.
I've never had a witch before, so this is exciting. I had Phil make Charlotte one since I figured if anyone should be one she should. Also, it makes her super fun in these few days before she turns into an elder. Just because I've been focusing a lot on the boys.
I was going to make a joke here about how now Phil wants to tap that just because she's a witch, but then I remembered that's an actual turn on... However, Beef, it IS disturbing that you're so happy about this guy checking out your mom...
MAGIK: SRS BIZNUZ.
"Money? Who needs money? I've got magic, bitches."
Also, you know, that 10k that Moonface earned.
Beef really wants to get into private school, so I had him invite the headmaster over that evening.
Yeah.... Charlotte is clearly an awesome cook. And I'm clearly super smart since I forgot to install a fire alarm. None of this shocks the headmaster though.
So, Moonface was blocking the phone and Charlotte couldn't stop freaking out to cast her fire-putting-out spell, so it took forever for the fire to go out. Eventually, I got one of them to the phone and the fire department arrived.
However:
The worst part? It was one point off. I'm sure it didn't help though that half of the kitchen was gone, the dinner was burnt, and everyone stunk though.
Charlotte: too cool to let car roofs stop her.
I decided to invite the headmaster again, this time while Charlotte wasn't there, hoping this would cut down on the fire hazards, despite the fact that she has the highest cooking skills.
Beef: "Don't look at me! I'm not decent yet!"
He's pretty serious about this private school thing.
Fortunately, they got a different headmaster, who doesn't know about yesterday's 'incident'.
They got in this time, but then again, how could they not, with the combined powers of Pistachio's schmoozing and cooking, and Beef's dancing skills?
Oh... dear. Thank goodness Charlotte wasn't there...
This is actually the shortest chapter yet, and now we are officially caught up with me in the game. I hope you enjoyed. :D :D :D
Also, anyone have a pick for heir?
Among Andrew's dropped off gifts, besides the stereo he also gave Charlotte this sweet hot tub. Which is great because I can stick her in there and she can socialize and I don't have to worry too much. Though I'm a little worried about the people she associates with when someone wears a scuba suit into a hot tub. *cough cough* You know who you are.
This way I can make sure these three do homework. They're pretty good about it, actually. I love when they all do it together.
(also, Beef was just a little too far away for the picture, so I cut it, hence the floor not matching up)
Pistachio likes Tinkering and Broccoli likes Gaming, but Beef's favorite hobby had yet to name itself. So I started having him try out different ones. His favorite hobby isn't science, but he loves doing this. <3 It's nature though, so I suppose it goes with his bug obsession.
And of course, Charlotte is already romancin' with her hot tub buddies. She had already flirted up a storm with scuba suit when Derp here made the moves on her.
Charlotte!
You are such a harlot! (geddit, geddit, it rhymes)
Aww. I'm sorry. I mean, maybe it's just a midlife crisis? And you are single after all. Who am I to be mean when you're just trying to have fun before your boobs sag to your knees?
Of course, Andrew has to drop by. His timing is scary, since once again he arrives for a birthday.
Broccoli's birthday to be exact. This upsets Pistachio greatly.
Pistachio, I love you buddy, but come on. it's your brothers birthday.
Pistachio: "Sorry. *sniff sniff*"
Johnathon, Broccoli's bff, is of course also in attendance. Also, VERY excited.
"HAY GUIZ. LOLOLOLOL."
He rolled Pleasure, with the LTW to be the top of the Slacker career. Just like his father... His turn ons are blond and grey hair and his turn off is hats.
"Damn. I'm fiiine."
And of course, I couldn't let Broccoli age alone...
I think his parents might be a little surprised when he comes home tonight....
With that, I had Broccoli head downtown, for some new threads and some social time.
And HOLY SHIT, GUYS. Mrs. Crumplebottom KNITS!? Am I the only one that didn't know this? That's awesome.
"Kids these days don't appreciate the fine art of knitting!"
Unfortunately, no one else really showed up, so after I had Broccoli get some new clothes, we headed home.
While we were downtown, I decided to check Broccoli's gender preference. He likes the guys, so I got him this shirt. Because the picture on it looks phallic. :D I was excited however at this prospect because OH MAH GAWDZ. Broccoli + Johnathon = <3 ? So he quickly invited him over.
Hmm. When you said you were going to bring a friend over, maybe you should have clarified that it was Broccoli's dad...
Unfortunately, Broccoli was actually not attracted to him at all, despite Johnathon's best efforts.
So I exited my game and came back in the next day, and this is what Moonface was doing.
"HAI GUIZ. Imma diglet."
"diglet usez SMILEE FAEC! Ez supar effektivz."
Pistachio wants nothing more than to be Johnathon's friend, who I thinking is actually named Jonathon. Either way, apparently being swung around didn't go so well for the guy. I've never had this happen before. Pistachio must have a really week stomach. Poor bb.
"I love you. Don't leave yet. I must inhale your scent one more time."
Beef pretty much does nothing but study. Which is nice because it keeps him occupied, but he goes until his bladder is about to explode usually.
Pistachio always has to hug Charlotte when she gets home from work. It's so sweet.
Also, I should note, the ambulance is for Moonface. Charlotte isn't like, a hostess at a hospital.
Moonface makes pretty good money being a rescue dog. In fact, she got the family 10,000 simoleons for rescuing some kids from a cave.
Pistachio it seems is also a bit chubby. Which is adorable on him. This was the first time I noticed because he's usually so busy playing with Moonface or taking showers. Like, seriously. Those and playing with Jonathon are his favorite things to do.
I SWEAR, ALL THE DELIVERY PEOPLE ARE ALIENS. Charlotte wrote a book back when she was pregnant with Broccoli and the book delivery person was a different alien-skinned lady.
Oh, Charlotte. <3
I know I keep pointing out stuff I didn't know about, but oh my gosh, I had no idea dogs could sing along to the radio. In my defense, I havent had Pets or Apartment Life very long.
and because I'm a pro, I only got a picture of him getting OUT of the tub, but I thought you should know that Broccoli takes after his mother in that he loves to play in the tub.
Oh hey, random townie, that shockingly looks actually asian.
Karen and Moonface are crazy awesome. It's really no wonder that Karen loves Moonface, since all the walkbys love her too.
And of course, as soon as I think that to myself, there's THIS GUY. The only person to not like Moonface ever. D:<
Another thing I had no idea about: children can dance together.
And it's time for the twins' birthday. Hey, Pistachio, way to look super excited.
Then again, these are the only people in attendance...
"BO-RING"
Hey, one of them IS a Warlock!
Hm. That seems to have done it. Thank you, Phil. Also, I like the attempt to create a totem pole, Pistachio.
Also, I have to admit, I keep forgetting Pistachio is the elder of the two twins, because, while it doesn't really matter, he's so much more awkward and hilarious and seems like the baby.
"Yeah, this has been fun and all but I have other stuff to do..."
Oh no you don't. =__=
Totem pole attempt #2: unsuccessful.
I just love Pistachio here. He's bored out of his mind and Beef is like 'Blowin' out mah candulz!'
"OH YEAH. Much better."
"Damn, feels good to be a gangsta'."
Also, all I can think of is these two when I look at Broccoli here.
I was thinking Pistachio was my favorite, but Beef is looking pretty good here...
What's wrong, bb?
Aww. I still love you too.
However, your outfit is pretty unfortunate, so get down to the clothing store.
I got super excited to see Beef kissing that lady, but it turns out it was 'Kiss Kiss, Darling' and she's an adult. So I checked their gender preferences. Both of them likes males as well.
Also, Pistachio looks like a turtle. :D
Even if I hadn't checked, maybe I would have known anyhow. After all, neither even so much as glanced at the departing booty. With that, I sent them home. All in all, the trip was pretty useless, because I've decided I like Pistachio's crazy outfit on him.
BEFORE I FORGET: Beef (fittingly) rolled Knowledge, with the LTW to max out all seven skills. His turn ons swimsuits and glasses, and his turn off is cologne. Pistachio, on the other hand, rolled Popularity, with the LTW to be Captain Hero, and his turn ons are formal wear and being good at cleaning, while his turn off is jewelry.
Also, I didn't actually use a die to 'roll' this time. I didn't have one so I just asked my dad to give me a number between one and six, two times. Best die evur.
Whatever are you doing, Phil Hamilton?
"THE SCENT OF MAGIC. IS SO POWERFUL."
Moonface: Yuz, yuz. I smelz et tew.
I've never had a witch before, so this is exciting. I had Phil make Charlotte one since I figured if anyone should be one she should. Also, it makes her super fun in these few days before she turns into an elder. Just because I've been focusing a lot on the boys.
I was going to make a joke here about how now Phil wants to tap that just because she's a witch, but then I remembered that's an actual turn on... However, Beef, it IS disturbing that you're so happy about this guy checking out your mom...
MAGIK: SRS BIZNUZ.
"Money? Who needs money? I've got magic, bitches."
Also, you know, that 10k that Moonface earned.
Beef really wants to get into private school, so I had him invite the headmaster over that evening.
Yeah.... Charlotte is clearly an awesome cook. And I'm clearly super smart since I forgot to install a fire alarm. None of this shocks the headmaster though.
So, Moonface was blocking the phone and Charlotte couldn't stop freaking out to cast her fire-putting-out spell, so it took forever for the fire to go out. Eventually, I got one of them to the phone and the fire department arrived.
However:
The worst part? It was one point off. I'm sure it didn't help though that half of the kitchen was gone, the dinner was burnt, and everyone stunk though.
Charlotte: too cool to let car roofs stop her.
I decided to invite the headmaster again, this time while Charlotte wasn't there, hoping this would cut down on the fire hazards, despite the fact that she has the highest cooking skills.
Beef: "Don't look at me! I'm not decent yet!"
He's pretty serious about this private school thing.
Fortunately, they got a different headmaster, who doesn't know about yesterday's 'incident'.
They got in this time, but then again, how could they not, with the combined powers of Pistachio's schmoozing and cooking, and Beef's dancing skills?
Oh... dear. Thank goodness Charlotte wasn't there...
This is actually the shortest chapter yet, and now we are officially caught up with me in the game. I hope you enjoyed. :D :D :D
Also, anyone have a pick for heir?
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Date: 2011-02-22 08:44 pm (UTC)Also! I choose Beef for heir, cos he's kinda awesome.